Read a tweet from Rihanna announcing she has released a new single.
Head to Dubsmash for a sneak peek of my new single #BBHMM!! http://smarturl.it/BBHMMDub
Get extremely excited.
Realize that the only way to listen to “B—- Better Have My Money” is to download the Dubsmash app.
Fish iPhone out of the bottom of your purse.
Try to figure out if Dubsmash is free.
Learn that it is.
Download Dubsmash app.
Tell newly-downloaded app that you don’t want push notifications.
Press play on “RIHANNA – BBHMM Intro” on strange new app, only to realize you are blasting Rihanna singing the word “b—-” in front of co-workers.
Find headphones.
Press play again on “RIHANNA – BBHMM Intro.”
Feel confused when the music stops after five seconds.
Realize that this is, indeed, only the intro.
Press play on “RIHANNA – BBHMM outro,” by now knowing that it will only last five seconds, too.
Feel sad and duped by cheap marketing ploy.
Realize you’ll just have to wait for the song to leak online, which it inevitably will at some point. Maybe today. (Update: Here it is. While it lasts.)
Forget to delete Dubsmash from iPhone, only to have it mock you next time you go to play Angry Birds.
Here’s the cover art for the new single to hold you over:
Source:http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/style-blog/wp/2015/03/26/a-step-by-step-guide-for-listening-to-rihannas-new-single/
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